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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.3 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:05:28 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>blog</title><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:16:10 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.9.3 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>I'm not dead yet...</title><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:15:10 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2010/3/2/im-not-dead-yet.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:6882651</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Working on something real special-like. It's launching soon-ish.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>I still heart you internets.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>You'll see! :)</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-6882651.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>My Ping Pong. Strong.</title><category>.g4tv</category><category>.hentai</category><category>.television</category><category>.videos</category><category>ping</category><category>pong</category><category>sarandon</category><category>strong</category><category>susan</category><category>table</category><category>tennis</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 05:17:29 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/5/27/my-ping-pong-strong.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:4097082</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object classId="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="320" height="298" id="VideoPlayerSm38493"><param name="movie" value="http://g4tv.com/sv3/38493" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://g4tv.com/sv3/38493" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" name="VideoPlayer" width="320" height="298" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div style="margin:0;text-align:center;width:320px;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;color:#FF9B00;"><a href="http://g4tv.com/" style="color:#FF9B00;" target="_blank">Video Games</a> - <a href="http://g4tv.com/e3" style="color:#FF9B00;" target="_blank">E3 2009</a> - <a href="http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/index.html" style="color:#FF9B00;" target="_blank">Attack of the Show</a></div></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Fun starts about two minutes in.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Give or take.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Enjoy!</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-4097082.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Sex Tornado</title><category>.g4tv</category><category>.products</category><category>.videos</category><category>cats</category><category>cologne</category><category>kitten</category><category>seduction</category><category>sex</category><category>tornado</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 16:04:04 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/5/21/sex-tornado.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:4047280</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object classId="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="320" height="298" id="VideoPlayerSm38441"><param name="movie" value="http://g4tv.com/sv3/38441" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://g4tv.com/sv3/38441" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" name="VideoPlayer" width="320" height="298" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div style="margin:0;text-align:center;width:320px;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;color:#FF9B00;"><a href="http://g4tv.com/" style="color:#FF9B00;" target="_blank">Video Games</a> - <a href="http://g4tv.com/e3" style="color:#FF9B00;" target="_blank">E3 2009</a> - <a href="http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/index.html" style="color:#FF9B00;" target="_blank">Attack of the Show</a></div></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Ever heard the expression "it's like herding cats"? You should see the&nbsp;out-takes&nbsp;from this one. Between Rufus hissing at Mercedes and one little kitty trying to climb the felt green-screen in the background, it was an interesting shoot to pull off an hour before the live show. Good times indeed.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-4047280.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>So... THAT Happened.</title><category>.hentai</category><category>.munn</category><category>.videos</category><category>attack</category><category>bird</category><category>holy shitballs!</category><category>hose</category><category>munn</category><category>nest</category><category>olivia</category><category>porch</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 08:22:16 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/4/21/so-that-happened.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:3732509</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ia4epPOeizA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ia4epPOeizA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-3732509.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Drumming "Amazing" by Kanye West</title><category>.art</category><category>.music</category><category>.videos</category><category>amazing</category><category>cowbell</category><category>drums</category><category>electronic</category><category>kanye</category><category>percussion</category><category>roland</category><category>td-20</category><category>v=drums</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:55:45 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/3/16/drumming-amazing-by-kanye-west.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:3333913</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YWbSkwsCI8g&hl=en&fs=1&ap=%2526fmt%3D18"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YWbSkwsCI8g&hl=en&fs=1&ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Kevin Pereira, hopped up on antibiotics and nasal sprays, dons a sweat-stained Godfather T-shirt and "comfy pants" to drum along with "Amazing" by Kanye West. He knows the drums are way too busy for this track, and could really care less, because it's just too much fun to play. He's also typing in the third person, right now!</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-3333913.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Don't Shit Your Pants: The Game</title><category>.art</category><category>.gaming</category><category>.webernet</category><category>adventure</category><category>crap</category><category>game</category><category>pants</category><category>poop</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:24:25 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/21/dont-shit-your-pants-the-game.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:3083179</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants">This</a> is probably the greatest adventure game ever created:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.kevinpereira.com/storage/Picture 1.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1235251619701" alt="" /></span></span></a></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-3083179.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Tim and Eric: Awesome Interview</title><category>.g4tv</category><category>.television</category><category>adult swim</category><category>dvd</category><category>eric</category><category>taeasgj</category><category>tim</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:10:24 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/17/tim-and-eric-awesome-interview.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:3047915</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object classId="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="320" height="298" id="VideoPlayerSm36737"><param name="movie" value="http://g4tv.com/sv3/36737" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://g4tv.com/sv3/36737" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" name="VideoPlayer" width="320" height="298" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-3047915.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Best. Video. EVER!</title><category>.art</category><category>.hentai</category><category>.japan</category><category>.videos</category><category>attack</category><category>bang</category><category>death</category><category>gun</category><category>japan</category><category>pistol</category><category>surprise</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 04:53:09 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/15/best-video-ever.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:3030926</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">How do Osaka residents react when they are attacked by finger pistols and fake swords? The answer, is pure internet win:</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">This is a fantastic experiment. I plan on fake-shooting someone in Los Angeles tomorrow, perhaps on the drive into work. With any luck, I'll be able to encode and upload the video to YouTube before bleeding out from the retaliatory gunfire.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-3030926.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Asian Gangsta Karoke? Sure!</title><category>.hentai</category><category>.music</category><category>.videos</category><category>.webernet</category><category>asian</category><category>karaoke</category><category>psp</category><category>rap</category><category>starcraft</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 06:27:23 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/13/asian-gangsta-karoke-sure.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:3019880</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Not quite sure how I missed this one, maybe I was in Japan for Ninja Warrior or something, but I'm so happy I stumbled across this tonight. This fool is straight STREET, give it up for DJ ZergRush!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Please, donate today. Every little bit helps.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-3010299.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>