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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:58:46 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>blog</title><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/</link><description></description><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>Validation: A Short Worth Watching</title><category>.videos</category><category>.webernet</category><category>.art</category><category>short film</category><category>validation</category><category>black and white</category><category>smile</category><category>photographer</category><category>dmv</category><category>parking</category><category>garage</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:27:10 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/1/5/validation-a-short-worth-watching.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:2798963</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>I twittered about this <a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk980jV7Ao" target="_blank">award winning short film</a> on Saturday morning, as it was the perfect way to begin the day. I figured I'd post it here for those that care not for the tweet-scene. It's sixteen minutes, which is about fourteen-and-a-half minutes too long to live on the internet, but I managed to make it through and so can you! I believe in you. Your magic is real:</p>
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<p>Ladies and gentlemen, Fred Armisen presents: Complicated Drumming Technique.</p>
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<p>Someone told me about this video a while back, and for whatever reason I completely spaced on looking it up. It looks absolutely BRILLIANT and I dream that one day (mayhaps this week) I may own a copy on DVD. One day...</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-2773701.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Kevye West: 808s &amp; Expiration Dates (Guac Lockdown)</title><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:11:58 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/22/kevye-west-808s-expiration-dates-guac-lockdown.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:2742801</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="264">
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 80%;">Available on YouTube in <a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbTtLA3-PaA" target="_blank">HIGH DEFINITION</a> : Just Click WATCH IN HD<br /></span></p>
<p>Pitch auto-correction and a simple beat can make anything chart-worthy; even a freestyle about guacamole and expired milk. In case anyone's curious, the music took fifteen minutes, the vocals took five and it was all created in GarageBand with built-in effects. <a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://joelynch.net/" target="_blank">Joe</a> shot the video with me in about six hours over the course of a weekend, assembled a pretty much final edit in an hour, and <a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://luishurtado.com" target="_blank">Luis</a> polished everything up in After Effects in an evening or two.</p>
<p>Do me a favor would ya? If you enjoyed the video, please spam it out to other like-minded netizens. Thanks in advance!</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-2742801.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Look Out Kanye...</title><category>.hentai</category><category>.videos</category><category>.music</category><category>.webernet</category><category>.art</category><category>luis</category><category>kanye</category><category>coming soon</category><category>hurtado</category><category>joe</category><category>lynch</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:47:40 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/18/look-out-kanye.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:2715149</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.kevinpereira.com/storage/coming_soon.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1229572138911" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">the ish is about to get real, son.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">12.22.08 :: kev/joe/lou</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&lt;3 xoxo &lt;3</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-2715149.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Maybe I Should Drink Again?</title><category>.rants</category><category>.helpme</category><category>.videos</category><category>drunk</category><category>.drunk</category><category>intervention</category><category>going dry</category><category>booze</category><category>ugh</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 06:27:04 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/16/maybe-i-should-drink-again.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:2705397</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MofB-Gs3m8k&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MofB-Gs3m8k&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">my "reverse intervention", courtesy of <a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MofB-Gs3m8k" target="_blank">HeyDominica</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">thanks for the love, and support. ;)</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-2705397.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Q&amp;A With Munn and Me: Part 2</title><category>.rambling</category><category>.rants</category><category>.videos</category><category>.webernet</category><category>olivia</category><category>munn</category><category>.munn</category><category>q&amp;a</category><category>part 2</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:44:37 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/14/qa-with-munn-and-me-part-2.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:2695264</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jmsbdw_WxsA&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jmsbdw_WxsA&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Enjoy. I'm off to grab some Baja.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-2695264.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>That's A Wrap!</title><category>.rambling</category><category>.music</category><category>.art</category><category>gross</category><category>.photos</category><category>project 2</category><category>kitchen floor</category><category>milk</category><category>shades</category><category>dairy</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:41:55 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/14/thats-a-wrap.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:2695262</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="That's a wrap. I need a sham-wow. by kevinpereira, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kpereira/3107806767/"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/3107806767_a852883f1b.jpg" alt="That's a wrap. I need a sham-wow." width="375" height="500" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Give it a week. We WILL deliver the goods. :)</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-2695262.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Alison Haislip Gets an Xbox</title><category>.gaming</category><category>.rambling</category><category>.g4tv</category><category>.videos</category><category>xbox</category><category>hang out</category><category>fridge</category><category>castle crashers</category><category>food</category><category>tum tum</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 08:05:20 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/13/alison-haislip-gets-an-xbox.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:2690861</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Hooray. But what she needs to get is some damn food in her kitchen. Enjoy:</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="320" height="298" id="VideoPlayer"><param name="movie" value="http://www.g4tv.com/sv3/35472" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.g4tv.com/sv3/35472" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" name="VideoPlayer" width="320" height="298" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-2685988.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Olivia Munn Sings Mariah</title><category>.videos</category><category>.music</category><category>.webernet</category><category>.adorable</category><category>.munn</category><category>olivia sings</category><category>kim chi</category><category>starcraft</category><category>mariah carey</category><category>brain trauma</category><category>eargasm</category><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 04:32:28 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/11/olivia-munn-sings-mariah.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">266635:2764520:2681563</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Dong-won Kim recorded a BRILLIANT lip-synch to <a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://www.heyolivia.com" target="_blank">Olivia's</a> cover of "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey. Enjoy:</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Pure Munn. Breathtaking. Perfect pitch, no auto-correction. The woman is a siren.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-2681563.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>