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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:49:26 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/"><rss:title>blog</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2010-03-11T06:49:26Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2010/3/2/im-not-dead-yet.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/5/27/my-ping-pong-strong.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/5/21/sex-tornado.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/4/21/so-that-happened.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/3/16/drumming-amazing-by-kanye-west.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/21/dont-shit-your-pants-the-game.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/17/tim-and-eric-awesome-interview.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/15/best-video-ever.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/13/asian-gangsta-karoke-sure.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/11/oh-sweet-selma.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2010/3/2/im-not-dead-yet.html"><rss:title>I'm not dead yet...</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2010/3/2/im-not-dead-yet.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-02T06:15:10Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Working on something real special-like. It's launching soon-ish.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>I still heart you internets.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>You'll see! :)</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/5/27/my-ping-pong-strong.html"><rss:title>My Ping Pong. Strong.</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/5/27/my-ping-pong-strong.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-05-27T05:17:29Z</dc:date><dc:subject>.g4tv .hentai .television .videos ping pong sarandon strong susan table tennis</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object classId="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="320" height="298" id="VideoPlayerSm38493"><param name="movie" value="http://g4tv.com/sv3/38493" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://g4tv.com/sv3/38493" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" name="VideoPlayer" width="320" height="298" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div style="margin:0;text-align:center;width:320px;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;color:#FF9B00;"><a href="http://g4tv.com/" style="color:#FF9B00;" target="_blank">Video Games</a> - <a href="http://g4tv.com/e3" style="color:#FF9B00;" target="_blank">E3 2009</a> - <a href="http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/index.html" style="color:#FF9B00;" target="_blank">Attack of the Show</a></div></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Fun starts about two minutes in.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Give or take.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Enjoy!</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/5/21/sex-tornado.html"><rss:title>Sex Tornado</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/5/21/sex-tornado.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-05-21T16:04:04Z</dc:date><dc:subject>.g4tv .products .videos cats cologne kitten seduction sex tornado</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object classId="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="320" height="298" id="VideoPlayerSm38441"><param name="movie" value="http://g4tv.com/sv3/38441" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://g4tv.com/sv3/38441" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" name="VideoPlayer" width="320" height="298" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div style="margin:0;text-align:center;width:320px;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;color:#FF9B00;"><a href="http://g4tv.com/" style="color:#FF9B00;" target="_blank">Video Games</a> - <a href="http://g4tv.com/e3" style="color:#FF9B00;" target="_blank">E3 2009</a> - <a href="http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/index.html" style="color:#FF9B00;" target="_blank">Attack of the Show</a></div></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Ever heard the expression "it's like herding cats"? You should see the&nbsp;out-takes&nbsp;from this one. Between Rufus hissing at Mercedes and one little kitty trying to climb the felt green-screen in the background, it was an interesting shoot to pull off an hour before the live show. Good times indeed.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/4/21/so-that-happened.html"><rss:title>So... THAT Happened.</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/4/21/so-that-happened.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-04-21T08:22:16Z</dc:date><dc:subject>.hentai .munn .videos attack bird holy shitballs! hose munn nest olivia porch</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ia4epPOeizA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ia4epPOeizA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/3/16/drumming-amazing-by-kanye-west.html"><rss:title>Drumming "Amazing" by Kanye West</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/3/16/drumming-amazing-by-kanye-west.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-03-16T18:55:45Z</dc:date><dc:subject>.art .music .videos amazing cowbell drums electronic kanye percussion roland td-20 v=drums</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YWbSkwsCI8g&hl=en&fs=1&ap=%2526fmt%3D18"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YWbSkwsCI8g&hl=en&fs=1&ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Kevin Pereira, hopped up on antibiotics and nasal sprays, dons a sweat-stained Godfather T-shirt and "comfy pants" to drum along with "Amazing" by Kanye West. He knows the drums are way too busy for this track, and could really care less, because it's just too much fun to play. He's also typing in the third person, right now!</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/21/dont-shit-your-pants-the-game.html"><rss:title>Don't Shit Your Pants: The Game</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/21/dont-shit-your-pants-the-game.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-02-21T21:24:25Z</dc:date><dc:subject>.art .gaming .webernet adventure crap game pants poop</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants">This</a> is probably the greatest adventure game ever created:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.kevinpereira.com/storage/Picture 1.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1235251619701" alt="" /></span></span></a></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/17/tim-and-eric-awesome-interview.html"><rss:title>Tim and Eric: Awesome Interview</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/17/tim-and-eric-awesome-interview.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-02-17T20:10:24Z</dc:date><dc:subject>.g4tv .television adult swim dvd eric taeasgj tim</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object classId="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="320" height="298" id="VideoPlayerSm36737"><param name="movie" value="http://g4tv.com/sv3/36737" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://g4tv.com/sv3/36737" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" name="VideoPlayer" width="320" height="298" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/15/best-video-ever.html"><rss:title>Best. Video. EVER!</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/15/best-video-ever.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-02-15T04:53:09Z</dc:date><dc:subject>.art .hentai .japan .videos attack bang death gun japan pistol surprise</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">How do Osaka residents react when they are attacked by finger pistols and fake swords? The answer, is pure internet win:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uHdEbRDdMiI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uHdEbRDdMiI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">This is a fantastic experiment. I plan on fake-shooting someone in Los Angeles tomorrow, perhaps on the drive into work. With any luck, I'll be able to encode and upload the video to YouTube before bleeding out from the retaliatory gunfire.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/13/asian-gangsta-karoke-sure.html"><rss:title>Asian Gangsta Karoke? Sure!</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/13/asian-gangsta-karoke-sure.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-02-13T06:27:23Z</dc:date><dc:subject>.hentai .music .videos .webernet asian karaoke psp rap starcraft</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not quite sure how I missed this one, maybe I was in Japan for Ninja Warrior or something, but I'm so happy I stumbled across this tonight. This fool is straight STREET, give it up for DJ ZergRush!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FyD7acQPDzU&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FyD7acQPDzU&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/11/oh-sweet-selma.html"><rss:title>Oh, sweet Selma.</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/2/11/oh-sweet-selma.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-02-11T17:12:41Z</dc:date><dc:subject>.g4tv .television .videos bottle breast feeding charity international nursing selma hayek</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object classId="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="320" height="298" id="VideoPlayer"><param name="movie" value="http://g4tv.com/sv3/36668" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://g4tv.com/sv3/36668" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" name="VideoPlayer" width="320" height="298" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Please, donate today. Every little bit helps.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>