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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:24:40 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/"><rss:title>blog</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2009-01-06T06:24:40Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/1/5/validation-a-short-worth-watching.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/30/fred-armisen-is-jens-hannemann.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/22/kevye-west-808s-expiration-dates-guac-lockdown.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/18/look-out-kanye.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/16/maybe-i-should-drink-again.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/14/qa-with-munn-and-me-part-2.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/14/thats-a-wrap.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/13/alison-haislip-gets-an-xbox.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/12/pereira-vs-sessler-live.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/11/olivia-munn-sings-mariah.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/1/5/validation-a-short-worth-watching.html"><rss:title>Validation: A Short Worth Watching</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2009/1/5/validation-a-short-worth-watching.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-01-05T00:27:10Z</dc:date><dc:subject>.videos .webernet .art short film validation black and white smile photographer dmv parking garage</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I twittered about this <a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk980jV7Ao" target="_blank">award winning short film</a> on Saturday morning, as it was the perfect way to begin the day. I figured I'd post it here for those that care not for the tweet-scene. It's sixteen minutes, which is about fourteen-and-a-half minutes too long to live on the internet, but I managed to make it through and so can you! I believe in you. Your magic is real:</p>
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<p>Ladies and gentlemen, Fred Armisen presents: Complicated Drumming Technique.</p>
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<p>Someone told me about this video a while back, and for whatever reason I completely spaced on looking it up. It looks absolutely BRILLIANT and I dream that one day (mayhaps this week) I may own a copy on DVD. One day...</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/22/kevye-west-808s-expiration-dates-guac-lockdown.html"><rss:title>Kevye West: 808s &amp; Expiration Dates (Guac Lockdown)</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.kevinpereira.com/blog/2008/12/22/kevye-west-808s-expiration-dates-guac-lockdown.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Kevin Pereira</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-22T01:11:58Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="264">
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