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    Too Human: Screw the Haters

    Here's to some late night whining! Enjoy this one-take-grammar-hacked emotional roller coaster. Also, come on Gamespot.

    Too Human: Screw the HatersMy two pennies concerning the negative reviews Too Human has been receiving. Relax: The game is FUN!

    DateAug 20, 2008 Comment13 Comments

    Reader Comments (13)

    Completely agree Kevin. Too Human is flawed, but fundamentally a fun game and well worth a try. Just got my first piece of red epic equipment.

    September 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMethos

    Your totally right. Gamespots rating system is most definitly messed up and site itself in general isnt perfect which is most likey why Jeff Gerstmann and alot of workers left. Thank god Jeff created giantbomb.com then which alot more trust worthy.

    September 19, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEck+

    Thanks for defending the game. This is the first game in a trilogy so just think how much better they are going to get from here.

    September 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFizban65

    I agree completely. It is fun to play. The only parts I don't like is dieing what seems to be every 5 minutes but anyone who has ever play Megaman can get over that pretty quickly as I am starting to and the other would be the fact that the guns barely do any damage but since the melee weapons do the trick, it isn't that big of an issue.

    October 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterChris

    Even though I'm not really one to speak cause I haven't played Too Human but what the fuck is Gamespot doing giving fucking Kung-Fu Panda a better score than Too Human.

    October 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMC PASTY

    "Even though I'm not really one to speak cause I haven't played Too Human but what the fuck is Gamespot doing giving fucking Kung-Fu Panda a better score than Too Human." -MC PASTY

    I couldn't help but notice that Kung Fu Panda is rated higher than Too Human on Metacritic and Gamerankings. That's too bad for Too Human fans.

    November 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTdog

    Too Human is alright... it has issues. aesthetic and technical problems plague the game. Large environments make for lots of down time. Story is on the boring side. The combat is pretty simplistic and innovative all at once. The loot and class systems ARE unbalanced and are kind of done for naught. Kevin Van Ord may have given it a 5.5, but remember - this is his professional opinion on this game. For you to come up on the internet flying off the handle attacking Kevin Van Ord for doing his job just because you are in love with a game that did not turn out to be so great is by far the most unprofessional thing I have seen in a long time. You really should be ashamed. Rational people, like Kevin Van Ord, Jeff Gerstmann, and (hopefully) your superiors, are going to see this and formulate the same opinion of you. People like you should not be in the games industry in any way, shape or form. You and any other people at the G4 network who are like you need to clean up your acts.

    December 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJon R.

    FUCK KUNGFU PANDA that demo was DOGSHIT it makes me wanna kick jack black in his hairy nutsack.... I LOVE jack black, bongwater, orange state? or w.e he was in...

    5.5 outta 10? REALLY GAMESPOT? ... this game wasnt THAT CRAP, this game SHOULDA BEEN LIKE A 7 / 7.5 at tops... its like playing tekken or street fighter and just juggling the crap out of massive amounts of people.... but yah it mostly is repetative, but i enjoyed the demo, my issue is that its slightly slow on the cinematics... SEXUAL VISUALS dont get me wrong but the parts when u gotta go to ODEN-LAND or whereever the side mission is, was crap, id pick this game up for my girlfriend just for how simple it is to play.

    possible boycott of gamestop?

    July 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRobert

    I picked up this game for $19.99 and you know what, it sucks ass. Too Human = playing a game on super hard mode with a god cheat activated....its pointless game play with a badly told story.

    August 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterProfessor M

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    July 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterair jordan 6

    "Rational people, like Kevin Van Ord, Jeff Gerstmann, and (hopefully) your superiors, are going to see this and formulate the same opinion of you. "

    Fuck outta here nutrider. Look at KP now. BALLIN bitch.

    July 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterANATOMY

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